Barack Obama is White! by James Burnette (Miami Herald, May 2008)

Excerpt

"Ha! Made you look.

Listen, since we've been talking media in the past couple of posts, I had to take this opportunity to declare shenanigans on my industry, at least the part of my industry that keeps us informed on presidential politics. The first time I heard anyone declare shenanigans was on "Cow Days," season 2, episode 213 of South Park. A traveling carnival was in town. The boys scraped together money to buy Terrance and Phillip dolls at the carnival, and after they paid big bucks the dolls immediately fell apart. Well, the boys declared shenanigans, and the rest of the town got together in a mob and beat the carnies with brooms and garden tools."